Monday, October 22, 2007

My bio

I have to write a bio for my Class of 2k8 group. The bio is to try to lure conference coordinators and teachers to ask us to come talk. I read some of the other authors short bios(85 words or less) and was intimidated by all the degrees from fancy colleges. So here is my bio. What do you think? ;-)

Teri Brown is an uneducated mother of two with no real job skills. In a desperate attempt to keep from having to get a paying job at her local McDonalds, she turned to writing. Fortunately, she was successful, and her book, Read My Lips, starring a deaf girl, will be out in 2008 from Simon Pulse. Brown lives, writes and drinks major quantities of alcohol in Portland, Oregon.

So? Send it?

snicker.

11 comments:

Heather Harper said...

You slay me. ;)

Jaci Burton said...

I dunno. I kinda like it.

*g*

Jill Monroe said...

I think it shows you're funny and a great character!

Karen M. Gibson said...

They'll probably find it more interesting and believable than any other they receive!

Lexi said...

Kinda odd, but then again so are you!

Bonnie Ferguson said...

LOL, Teri! :)

VirtualWordsmith said...

It would definitely get my attention and make me smile. :D

Kerry Blaisdell said...

I like it, too. I dare you to use it!! :?)

Anonymous said...

I love it, but then you knew I would~Ann

Kristen Painter said...

Um...is it okay to say that frightens me? lol

stephhale said...

You are hilarious. Oh wait, you already knew that.