Thought I would post a few things just for fun.
Dh saw on bumber sticker: I don't have hot flashes, I have power surges. LOVE IT!
Another one: I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk.
How about: I gave up jogging because my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my panty hose on fire.
Aging is fun, isn't it? Luckily, I'm still in the prime of my youth.