Monday, November 24, 2008

Conversations Heard Around My House This Weekend

Key: Ds--dear son
Dh--dear husband
DD--dear daughter
Mom-- Me

DS: OMG I have to work forty hours this next week. Ima die.
DH: When I was 19...
DS: Save it, dad. You were never 19.
DH: I was too!
DS: No, you were born a fully formed forty year old and you worked harder than anyone has ever worked in the world.
Dh: That's true.

DD:We will too finish our homework!
Mom: You and your boyfriend are incapable of doing homework together. You always end up necking.
DD: Mom. We do not neck. That went out with the fifties and I know you're not that old. We make out.
Mom: AH HA! I told you, you wouldn't get your homework done.
DD: We do too! We work a little, then kiss a little and then work a little, then kiss a little...
DH: (Muttering) So that's why she always comes home with chapped lips and paper cuts.

(Telephone Rings)
Dh gets up from the computer to answer it:"Hello?"
Mom on the couch with her cell phone: "Can you let the cat in while you're up?"


Anonymous said...

LOL, Teri! }:)

Annie said...

Classic Brown family humor! I loves it!

Kerry Blaisdell said...

ROFLMAO! I have used my cell to call down to our family room, to ask DS to let the dog in, or to the garage for DH to bring me something. Hey, the house is two stories and 2000 sf. Why should a cat suffer just because there's too much distance to yell through?

Homemom3 said...

lol oh too funny. Love the cell phone. I'm worried about those teen years with my own. eeek.

keri mikulski :) said...

:) Hilarious. :)

Amy said...

ROFLMAO on that last one!

I would totally do that!

Lisa Schroeder said...

And here I've been fighting my kids about getting a cell phone. Hey, maybe they are useful after all!

Elisabeth Naughton said...

ROFLMAO. LOVE it!!! Esp. the cat thing. I've been tempted to do that with the dog. Why am I the only person in the house who can hear the dog barking outside?!