One slightly used writer.
Writer of two nonfiction books, countless articles for national and regional magazines, and one audio book, wishes to trade nonfiction credits for full time fiction career.
Writer is only slightly neurotic, but with great potential. Many ideas and marketing strategies for fiction works. Enthusiastic and has many references.
Greatest strenth: Work Ethic
Greatest weakness: Impatience
Seeking professional literary agent with a sense of humor, business savvy, and hands on approach. Must be willing to contact writer once a week. Must have many contacts throughout the publishing world as writer would like to work in both Romance and Young Adult. Must be able to ignore drunken missives on MRI day.
In exchange, writer will bow down and worship you.
(well, maybe not worship... but I'll be real grateful)