1. When you wake up to the horrible sound of your dog getting ready to yak... and realize he's under your covers.
2.When you realize your heroine's name is spelled with an ie not a y and you have been mixing them up... for the last 200 pages.
3. When your husband comes home from work at 4 am and you realize that not only are you not going to be able to sleep again, but you have a 400 round trip ahead of you that day.
4. When the same man who just destroyed your sleep wants to get frisky with you.
5.When you go to a highschool football game, sit on a hard little bench that makes your legs go to sleep, drink really horrible coffee, have your finger stepped on my a highschool kid oogling your daughter, practically die of mind numbing boredom and then hear the blessed bell ring... only to realize that you have to do that three more times before you can go home.
6. When you fill up on bbq pork and fried won ton and you spent the money on your entree for nothing because you couldn't possibly eat it.
7.Waiting for agents and editors to get back to you. (You knew that was coming, didn't you?")