This is the telegram I wrote to an agent I submitted my partial too. I am not sending it for obvious reasons.
Dear Super Agent. stop.
If you are reading my partial. Stop. Let it sit on your desk and if you're thinking of reading it. Stop. As long as you don't read it I have hope. Stop. While it is sitting there it will get better. Stop. It will amazingly morph into Super Seller Novel and you will want to see more. Stop. If you think I am stalking you. Stop.