- Why did both of my children's laptops take a dump on me this week? They do cyber school and no laptops means no school! Why????
- Why did my washing machine blow up on me? I need clean clothes to meet my agent in. I can't introduce myself in dog hair covered, coffee stained clothes with M&Ms stuck to front like happy polka dots.
- Why did my daughter's coach choose right now to bitch about this and that? WHYYYYY?
- Why did Meier and Frank have to lose the jacket I placed on hold for presale? The one that would look so cute with my camis and made me look like I lost weight? Why?
- Why does my agent want me to revise LIPS again? Why??? (Okay, I know why and agree, I am just on a roll here.)
- Why do I have to run four different places tonight? At the same time?
Okay done whining. Have an article to write.